{"id":50,"date":"2009-09-06T11:27:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-06T10:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/?p=50"},"modified":"2009-09-06T11:27:19","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T10:27:19","slug":"my-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"My Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what to say other than, it has to be read:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Balls\">http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Balls<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em><strong>My Balls<\/strong><\/em> <span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">(<span lang=\"ja\" xml:lang=\"ja\">\u30aa\u30ec\u305f\u307e<\/span><span style=\"display: none;\">,<\/span> <em>Ore Tama<\/em><span><sup><a title=\"Help:Installing Japanese character sets\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Help:Installing_Japanese_character_sets\"><span style=\"padding: 0pt 0.1em; color: #0000ee; font-family: sans-serif; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: bold; font-size: 80%; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-decoration: none;\">?<\/span><\/a><\/sup><\/span>)<\/span> is a <a title=\"Japan\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Japan\">Japanese<\/a> <a title=\"Manga\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Manga\">manga<\/a> written by <a title=\"Shigemitsu Harada (page does not exist)\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/w\/index.php?title=Shigemitsu_Harada&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1\">Shigemitsu Harada<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The fate of the world rests in one man&#8217;s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta&#8217;s <a title=\"Testicles\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Testicles\">testicles<\/a>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what to say other than, it has to be read: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Balls My Balls (\u30aa\u30ec\u305f\u307e, Ore Tama?) is a Japanese manga written by Shigemitsu Harada The fate of the world rests in one man&#8217;s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta&#8217;s testicles&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-stuff"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>My Balls - wade.one<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_GB\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"My Balls - wade.one\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"I don&#8217;t know what to say other than, it has to be read: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Balls My Balls (\u30aa\u30ec\u305f\u307e, Ore Tama?) is a Japanese manga written by Shigemitsu Harada The fate of the world rests in one man&#8217;s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta&#8217;s testicles&#8230;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"wade.one\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Wade-Logo-cropped.png\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1518\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1506\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/png\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Wade\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@wadewomersley\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@wadewomersley\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Wade\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Wade\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/f9dedd948575256e77a44aa1417f63de\"},\"headline\":\"My Balls\",\"datePublished\":\"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":62,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3\"},\"articleSection\":[\"Random Stuff\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/\",\"name\":\"My Balls - wade.one\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/2009\\\/09\\\/06\\\/my-balls\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"My Balls\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"wade.one\",\"description\":\"wade womersley - york based software engineer\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3\",\"name\":\"Wade Womersley\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/02\\\/200px.png\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/02\\\/200px.png\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/02\\\/200px.png\",\"width\":202,\"height\":200,\"caption\":\"Wade Womersley\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2015\\\/02\\\/200px.png\"}},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/f9dedd948575256e77a44aa1417f63de\",\"name\":\"Wade\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-GB\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg\",\"caption\":\"Wade\"},\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/wade.one\\\/blog\\\/author\\\/wade\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"My Balls - wade.one","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/","og_locale":"en_GB","og_type":"article","og_title":"My Balls - wade.one","og_description":"I don&#8217;t know what to say other than, it has to be read: http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Balls My Balls (\u30aa\u30ec\u305f\u307e, Ore Tama?) is a Japanese manga written by Shigemitsu Harada The fate of the world rests in one man&#8217;s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta&#8217;s testicles&#8230;","og_url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/","og_site_name":"wade.one","article_published_time":"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1518,"height":1506,"url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Wade-Logo-cropped.png","type":"image\/png"}],"author":"Wade","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@wadewomersley","twitter_site":"@wadewomersley","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Wade"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/"},"author":{"name":"Wade","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/f9dedd948575256e77a44aa1417f63de"},"headline":"My Balls","datePublished":"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/"},"wordCount":62,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3"},"articleSection":["Random Stuff"],"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/","url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/","name":"My Balls - wade.one","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2009-09-06T10:27:19+00:00","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-GB","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/06\/my-balls\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"My Balls"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/","name":"wade.one","description":"wade womersley - york based software engineer","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-GB"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/8b4739f8f8bb2cff5d792d4b8779fcc3","name":"Wade Womersley","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/200px.png","url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/200px.png","contentUrl":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/200px.png","width":202,"height":200,"caption":"Wade Womersley"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/200px.png"}},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/f9dedd948575256e77a44aa1417f63de","name":"Wade","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-GB","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/94100ef7361b8aaac136b852c8df93bdd10942165a122d5c56e4466cc403e5d9?s=96&d=retro&r=pg","caption":"Wade"},"url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/author\/wade\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":179,"url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/10\/04\/high-speed-robot-hand\/","url_meta":{"origin":50,"position":0},"title":"High Speed Robot Hand","author":"Wade","date":"October 4, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"This is a very impressive video of a robotic hand that is capable of performing tasks with great accuracy at insane speeds - think hollywood robots that perform human tasks in milliseconds. The video covers single handed knot tying, bouncing a ball, catching a cell phone and throwing a ball\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Random Stuff&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Random Stuff","link":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/category\/random-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":21,"url":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2009\/09\/01\/php-fundamentals\/","url_meta":{"origin":50,"position":1},"title":"PHP FUNdamentals","author":"Wade","date":"September 1, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"The title isn't really correct as, well, they're not fundamentals...however they're not fun so that was my best effort to get sarcasm into the title. I love programming in PHP, and I must admit, I do enjoy finding solutions to problems that most people would probably tear their hair out\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Programming&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Programming","link":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/category\/programming\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}