{"id":716,"date":"2015-02-02T13:43:39","date_gmt":"2015-02-02T13:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/?p=716"},"modified":"2015-02-02T13:46:04","modified_gmt":"2015-02-02T13:46:04","slug":"texas-boy-suspended-after-bringing-ring-of-power-to-school-ny-daily-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wade.one\/blog\/2015\/02\/02\/texas-boy-suspended-after-bringing-ring-of-power-to-school-ny-daily-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Texas boy suspended after bringing &#8216;ring of power&#8217; to school &#8211; NY Daily News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"float: right; width: 299px; text-align: right; padding-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.nydailynews.com\/polopoly_fs\/1.2099100.1422756848!\/img\/httpImage\/image.jpg_gen\/derivatives\/article_970\/hbt3-fs-341051-dng.jpg\" alt=\"MARK POKORNY\/WARNER BROS. 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He insists his son \u201cdidn\u2019t mean anything by it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Stewards had just watched \u201cThe Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies\u201d days earlier, inspiring Aiden\u2019s imagination and leading him to proclaim that he had in his possession the one ring to rule them all.<\/p>\n<p>Read the full story at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/national\/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103\">Texas boy suspended after bringing &#8216;ring of power&#8217; to school &#8211; NY Daily News<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tolkien lore led a Texas boy to suspension after he brought his \u201cone ring\u201d to school. 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