I don’t know what to say other than, it has to be read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Balls
My Balls (オレたま Ore Tama?) is a Japanese manga written by Shigemitsu Harada
The fate of the world rests in one man’s testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta’s testicles…